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Christgau was able to hang an entire career on discovering his hate of corporate rock, embodied perfectly by the gloss of the Eagles.

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Feb 14Liked by Robert C. Gilbert

Haha love it. I was into the Eagles in middle school, stealing records from my folks and probably just feeling that "Hotel California" (like "Free Bird") was epic and a necessity to like. Over time that appreciation festered into something that offered little to no room for The Eagles in my Life. I did appreciate the whole "Desperado"/"Witchy Woman" episode of Seinfeld, but that made fun and I could never understand why they were so popular. Since then I decided it was a kind of McDonald's music, billions served but I would never recommend it as a quality example of sound (or food). The Eagles had their revenge on me when I gave some old stereo equipment, including a record player, to my neighbors. They apparently had 1 Lp, The Long Run, which came through the wall every night for months. I almost had to take the stereo back...

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Feb 14Liked by Robert C. Gilbert

My feelings about the Eagles are pretty simple: they're a good band but I've heard their music so much in my life that I don't think I ever need to hear it again.

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Feb 14Liked by Robert C. Gilbert

This is excellent. (Disclaimer: I too made the middle grades mistake of trying to convince my classmates to like Elvis.)

I don't actively hate The Eagles, but there is a sterility to the band — even after Joe Walsh joined — that I've never enjoyed. (It's truly not a surprise that they are a "classic rock" radio staple.)

Waits' comments about the band's "antiseptic sound" were astute, and with some exceptions, the songwriting had a fill in the blank element to it. Interestingly, I like each member's solo work (or work with other artists) far more, and repeatedly have found myself trying to give The Eagles another chance after Henley, Frey, or Walsh came out with a new album. But it has just never clicked.

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Feb 24Liked by Robert C. Gilbert

I like the Eagles. I went to their last concert here in Seattle with 60,000 others and they played their tunes with such precision that I wrote down this thought for an essay I have yet to finish: “The Eagles have become the world’s greatest Eagles cover band.” I still like them.

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It took me a while to complete the journey you’ve laid out here, Robert. Not because I lacked interest but because I knew listening carefully to each selection might alter my previous views.

I’m glad you began with that scene from The Big L because I didn’t understand why the Dude hated the Eagles so much. Now I think differently about that scene and that music.

But the real treat for me in this piece was the Linda Ronstadt LP, which I had somehow missed. Thanks for that and for another thoughtful and rewarding essay.

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Feb 16Liked by Robert C. Gilbert

The Eagles. Man. Some of the first rock music I heard as a kid; then an object of unique hatred when I was coming up as a musician ("thanks" to Classic Rock radio, and the Nostalgia Industrial Complex blob that marginalized anything new from about 1987 on).

Now, I don't see any point in hating, or loving The Eagles; they were a product in tune with their time and place, reaped the benefits of millions of albums sold and a secure place in rock history. I save my hatred for the Nostalgia Industrial Complex now; who continues to make a point of denying the present so much cultural "bandwidth" with "established" products of the past.

Nothing about The Eagles' world really exists in rock n' roll today, the closest analogue might be Nashville "bro-country"; but the vision of that milieu is endlessly repackaged and re-sold by the NIC, and as a result, modern players and singers objectively equal to the task of greatness never get a look-in. Anyway, count me on the side of "broadening one's horizons", bc if we're gonna have any "Greats" at all 30 years from now, they gotta be fed up to that level today.

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Feb 15Liked by Robert C. Gilbert

I think the Eagles’ blandness is a relative phenomenon dependent on the person’s other musical knowledge. I was exposed to the Eagles when I was 8 learning to play guitar, and I lived in a house where anything that wasn’t Meat Loaf or Jackson Browne was heresy (talk about bland…), and don’t even get my parents started on anything newer than that (this was in the 90’s, lol).

So the Eagles sounded just great to me at the time as I knew no other music. In my little childhood world they were the underground option. I remember thinking “Outlaw Man” was just the coolest song I’d ever heard because it’s the first time I ever learned what an E minor chord was - the song is extremely forgettable now, but even knowing that, it’s hard to get past that childhood connection.

Their music has plenty of soul in my book - but it’s more like a nice, well-lit photograph that’s Photoshopped until it’s flawless. A little too flawless for some. Instagram rock. That doesn’t make it bad to me, it just puts it in a specific category of good.

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Feb 15Liked by Robert C. Gilbert

Excellent piece. I don’t have strong feelings for or against the Eagles but the points you make are so relatable across genres and generations.

You’ve nailed it in your last paragraph when you talk about this balance between loyalty to our taste but being open enough to reconsider from time to time.

As always, a pleasure to read.

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I get Tom Waits, Linda Ronstadt, Joni Mitchell, and, yes, the Eagles in once piece. Pretty hip.

I believe I wrote about going through a bit of a Tom Waits fascination the past few years. It continues. Additionally, my partner, who started taking vocal lessons from my vocal coach is working on both a Joni Mitchell and a Linda Ronstadt tune.

I mentioned Joni on my recent video about open tunings.

Add to that, I keep saying I'm going to watch the Big Lebowski - but have yet to do so. (shhh...)

Which begs the question: Did you bug our home to get inspiration for this piece?

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Feb 14Liked by Robert C. Gilbert

Thanks for this essay which, I must confess, mirrors my own ambivalence about the Eagles music. Bland is a good way to describe the band's catalogue though 'Already Gone' is a great guitar song (of course it wasn't written by the band, however). For me, the stories and rumors of backstage (near) fisticuffs, Felder's firing, underage dalliances, and massive egos taints any enjoyment I get from their songs.

And definitely do yourself a favor, settle in with a White Russian (or beverage of your choice), bathrobe, and a nice rug that really ties the room together and watch The Big Lebowski.

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Feb 14Liked by Robert C. Gilbert

I like the Eagles. I don’t know why they get so muck flak; well, I thing they’re often criticised for not being the band they never set out to be.

The songs ‘Desperado’ and ‘The Last Resort’ are supreme examples of songwriting and performance.

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A nice article; thorough and fair. I appreciate the lengthy discussion of Linda Rondstadt; someone I respect but have never been particularly drawn to.

I will note, in passing, that I was just looking into a Judee Sill song ( https://substack.com/@earnestnessisunderrated/note/c-49333672 ) and J.D. Souther does not come across well in that store.

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First off Robert you should watch "The Big Lebowski". It is very funny. I did not see it when it first came out in the late 90's. There used to be a store in Brooklyn named "The Big Lebowski". The owner wore a bathrobe. One day Jeff Bridges came into the store and the owner was a little shocked. Jeff Bridges then stood by the door making like he was a robot when customers came in.

I was never a huge Eagles fan either but I do like "Hotel California". Linda Ronstadt's "Frenesí" is a fine album. Her voice is strong plus she has a host of phenomenal musicians on the album.

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Feb 14Liked by Robert C. Gilbert

As a fan of the Eagles, I really appreciated this post! Really articulate, beautifully written. I'll shout out my favorite song, New Kid in Town, which also seems to echo the feeling of a page turning, or "the second chapter of California as a musical mecca. The end of sunshine pop and psychedelic rock" that you describe.

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